Addicted to social media? Don’t worry, so are we. Our survival guide will ensure you don’t let things like family and figgy pudding get in the way of a super-social Christmas day.
9am: wake up and check in to ‘end of my bed’ on Foursquare as you tuck into your stocking full of goodies
10am: make a Vine of you ‘unboxing’ a 4-pack of new socks
11am: check your Google+ account. Nothin’ going on.
12pm: tweet to a celebrity asking what they got for Christmas. Gets favourited.
3pm: Instagram your plate as you sit down for lunch
4pm: let off some steam post-meal by micro-blogging about your familial frustrations on your (password protected) Tumblr journal
5pm: send a Snapchat of your cat falling off the sofa to eight of your mates. Receive no replies.
6pm: mournfully browse Pinterest for all the presents you wish you’d received
7pm: send a whatsapp wishing Merry Christmas to your pals around the world. Can’t remember if Australia is 12 hours ahead or behind.
8pm: bit squiffy now, write a Facebook status about how much you love your family and friends – don’t forget to add #blessed at the end!