Happy #xmas – a social media schedule to guide you through Christmas day

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Addicted to social media? Don’t worry, so are we. Our survival guide will ensure you don’t let things like family and figgy pudding get in the way of a super-social Christmas day.

9am: wake up and check in to ‘end of my bed’ on Foursquare as you tuck into your stocking full of goodies

10am: make a Vine of you ‘unboxing’ a 4-pack of new socks

11am: check your Google+ account. Nothin’ going on.

12pm: tweet to a celebrity asking what they got for Christmas. Gets favourited.

3pm: Instagram your plate as you sit down for lunch

4pm: let off some steam post-meal by micro-blogging about your familial frustrations on your (password protected) Tumblr journal

5pm: send a Snapchat of your cat falling off the sofa to eight of your mates. Receive no replies.

6pm: mournfully browse Pinterest for all the presents you wish you’d received

7pm: send a whatsapp wishing Merry Christmas to your pals around the world. Can’t remember if Australia is 12 hours ahead or behind.

8pm: bit squiffy now, write a Facebook status about how much you love your family and friends – don’t forget to add #blessed at the end!

Author: Tom Owen

A strategic storyteller and compelling content creator, awash with acuity and adept at alliteration. I work for Speak Media. www.speakmedia.co.uk

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